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A request
Important note: That is not what I look like. I am actually purple with a third green eye. But the picture is way
to bizarre to draw or describe. Therefore a pair of incapable artists drew that horrid picture. They are in complete
humiliation and Sara and Jimei wish to be left nameless and unknown.
Welcome to David's Corner
David is one of our most enthusiastic responders.
In fact he wrote poetry for us every day (at least). If you like David's work check out these "wonderful"
poems that he wrote or the poems that David inspired others to write.
Natural Gases
Chomp Chomp!
Munch!
The beans are reduced to a sludge.
The muscles in the throat push the sludge.
The sludge falls into the pool of acid.
The little germs die.
The sludge go through a tube.
A long tube.
Protein and goodies are extracted;
for the lysosomes to carry and deliver.
Then the waste goes through a different tube.
Various chemical reactions cause an eruption.
FRROOOMP!
The air is causing death and people faint.
This has been a live recording from...
up a human's hindquarters.
The End. Be sure to see the next episode of
"The Human Body":How Babies Are Made...
Mom
Nah umma noon,
Numoo numoo chakei yo.
Nah umma noon nah dowahjuh manie hey yo.
Nah umma noon nah numoo manie yadanei yo.
Nah umma noon jokoom doong doong ei yo.
Nah umma doh na ap ha noon manie sah wuh yo.
Nah umma noon numoo heem do rei yo.
Nah umma noon che go umma ei yo!
Note: Please keep my name
Lamezilla ------
I know this doesn't make sense
to you but publish it anyway!
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A Pantoun (the only the that was fun
to do in humanities)
Humans, proud, cocky, jerks.
The killer of earth;
Consumer of limited resources.
Humans are trashing the planet.
The killer of earth;
earth is dying.
Humans are trashing the planet.
Oh well, who cares?
Humans are trashing the planet.
We animals are dying...
Oh well, who cares?
Humans, proud cocky jerks.
Note: Not the following part of poem.
Note 2: Here's how to make a pantoun...
Line 1: Invent on own
Line 2: Invent on own
Line 3: Invent on own
Line 4: Invent on own.
Line 5: Same as 2
Line 6: Invent on own
Line 7: Same as 4
Line 8: Invent on own
Line 9: Same as 6
Line 10: Invent on own
Line 11: Same as 8
Line 12: Same as 1
A pidgeon told me this.
True Greatness
Who's so smart to create us as such?
Who has this kind of magic touch?
I'll tell ya who. He's really grand.
He made the heavens, some stuff, and the land.
He even molded us with unrivaled genius,
He added legs, arms, and on some of us,
What about our cheeks? are they just there?
Who really needs 'em? who really cares?
But what if you were eating and your cheeks were not present?
Your food would spill out and it wouldn't be pleasent.
And what about my nose? it's big and it's yucky.
well let me tell you how it's placed makes you lucky.
if it was made on your face upside-down,
everytime it rained, you'd probably drown.
The list goes on but i'm outta time.
But remember this Guy is really so fine.
be thankful you were invented and not another way.
The way it is now is the way it should stay!
Remember HIM! ^^
A Response
as i sit here and read wat he wrote
i think oh my God
wat a, well not a jerk
i no this guy!
and he acts like this all the time
oh why, oh why
nah he's not a flirt
i just wrote that cause it worked
How funny! How great!
oh how i wish i could make
a poem just as great
i'm sorry i couldnt think
of another rhyming word
this is getting fake.
so i must say goodbye.
goodbye, also said to mr.Green Eye.
oh yeah, and Hi!
iRwierdo(hehehe), ?, the 1 i liv in?
(Inspired by David's Poetry)
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